POP TART Commercials -- a little morbid!

so this morning i am doing Ari's hair. whenever i say Ari, get your hair stuff, for some reason to her that means, turn on the TV. So i'm taming her mane and she's watching Fairly OddParents . . . commercial comes on . . .

WHAT THE HECK IS UP WITH THESE POP TART COMMERCIALS??
i know you've seen them. the ones that say "CRAZY GOOD!"
the one i saw this morning has the little poptarts going Christmas Caroling. They are going door to door and each time they get to a new house, one or two poptarts are missing because the homeowners are EATING THEM! so by the time the lone little poptart gets to the last house, he's trembling as he's singing because he knows he's next, BECAUSE ALL OF HIS OTHER FRIENDS HAVE BEEN EATEN!!! so the lady invites him into her house to get warm, and she winks at the viewers as if to say, "YES. I'M DECEIVING THIS POOR, LITTLE, TALKING POPTART INTO THINKING I WANT TO HELP WHEN REALLY I AM ABOUT TO EAT HIM!"

it's pure madness and it really bothers me.

I couldn't find the one i saw on TV this morning, but here are some of the sadistic commercials they keep showing.