**hold on while i put on my iPod and warm up my last two slices of shrimp scampi pizza**
ok, ready. so i get home to my poor, dejected husband sitting on the couch on the laptop. he looks so sad and i ask him what's wrong, so he tells me about the rough evening he's had with the kiddies and he proceeds to tell me this story about Ari and the chocolate bunny. Well this morning i talk to Ari and Devyn and after putting all three stories together this is what i've concluded . . .
Daddy was upstairs taking a shower and Devyn yells upstairs . . . "Dad can i have some candy?"
Daddy yells downstairs something unrecognizable.
Devyn decides that means "YES!"
he proceeds to eat a blue ring pop =)
Daddy finishes his shower and he calls Devyn upstairs to brush his teeth and "blue-mouthed Devyn" shows up ready to go. So Daddy is like, what in the world? and Devyn says, "you told me i could have some candy." and Daddy says, "no i didn't"
Then Daddy calls Ari upstairs to brush her teeth and she shows up covered in a chocolate bunny! WHAT IN THE WORLD? she has eaten the ENTIRE CHOCOLATE BUNNY . . . all by herself. my Ari, who only eats: Macaroni & Cheese, French Fries, Roast Beef Sandwiches from Arby's, Chicken Nuggets from Wendys & Pizza . . . HAS DEVOURED AN ENTIRE CHOCOLATE BUNNY. so now frustrated daddy puts all the kids down for the night early because they're trippin. he proceeds to sit on the couch and finds his hand is in chocolate . . .
around this time i walk in the door to his disgusted face. BUT I BROUGHT HIM ICE CREAM FROM MELT . . . YOU HAVE TO GO THERE!
so this morning i question Ari on her behavior and she of course breaks down into tears and when i ask her why she ate the Chocolate Bunny, she says she didn't know. obviously she was totally helpless, the chocolate bunny must have been calling her name and then i remembered something . . . ever since the Easter Basket came home on Saturday Ari has been talking the Chocolate Bunny . . . and caressing it . . . she would stand the box up and lay on her back and stare at it while kicking her feet in the air . . . all the while smiling . . . and now i realize she was planning her attack . . .
